I started to paint up my "guardsmen in need" and the creative instinct took a hold, I caught myself staring backwards and forwards between a guardsman, and that lying down skeleton.
"Wouldn't it be great if i hollowed out some armour, and put it on the skeleton... and what if his boots were untouched too :D"
So here he is!!
Honest to god, I'm still laughing now, I have been all day. The boots just look hilarious!!